Animated Rainbow Nyan Cat the one and only

heckared:

asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

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"World’s okayest boyfriend"

extrovhert:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

siddharthasmama:

stop this madness

siddharthasmama:

stop this madness

provokatives:

when you have two groups of friends doing different things friday night and you’re not invited to either one lol

laughbitches:

MY FRIEND JUST POSTED THIS I’M CRYING

laughbitches:

MY FRIEND JUST POSTED THIS I’M CRYING

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck